Gideonism

Here's the Gideonism of the week:

Background - we were coming home from a restaurant and decided to make a Target run for a few necessities. Now, I have to admit, I sometimes let Gideon ride in the big part of the basket at Target instead of the little child part in front (I know, I know... call CPS now.) Apparently, Jason does not allow this. Thus, our conversation...

Jason: Gideon, do you want to go to Target with Mommy and Daddy?
Gideon: I want to ride in the big part.
Jason: No, you're going to ride in your regular seat in front. The big part is not safe and kids are not supposed to ride in it.
Gideon: [long pause] I want to go to Target with Mommy. Daddy, you go home.

Jason just looked at me, raised his eyebrows and said, "Busted!"

Thanks a lot kid! I let you do something fun and you rat me out! :-)